My guess is that these heels were inspired by Lady Gaga. Or maybe Nicki Ninaj. But really?

First of all, why would anyone want to cram their feet into something so awful looking? Secondly, why would someone want to shuffle-walk? What if you were wearing these and a bad guy came at you? There’s no way you’d be able to run. I find nothing fashionable  or practical about these shoes. Nothing.

And if you thought those were bad, you haven't see anything yet!