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The Best Of Craigslist – To The Woman I Accidentally Punched.

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So I love the stories and joking manner of people. Many of my friends know I peruse Craigslist for humor daily. I figured it was time to share the stuff i find with you!

Apparently this guy accidentally punched some… “girl”?

“It was last Saturday and I was at the bar. My boss made me work late Friday and then come in early Saturday morning. Then I was laid off at the end of the day.
Needless to say I was pretty upset and in need of a good long night at the bar.
I got there straight from work at 6.30 and sat at the bar. You were a few stools down and there was a few people between us. About 11.30 there was only a few of us left and you moved down to the stool next to me and we casually chatted for the next hour before you started making advances at me. First off, I was very drunk at this point. That’s important for you to understand. Now, one of two things went horribly wrong here. Either I was so drunk that anything I said was impossible to understand or you were too drunk to put two and two together. You see, when I kept saying things like “thank you but I’m not like that” and “I’m not gay” it’s because I thought you were a man. So naturally when you(who I thought was a man) tried to kiss me I believed it was time to fight and I punched you. I admit I SHOULD NOT have tried any WWE moves after that but I’m not a very good fighter and I was in attack mode. Enter the large biker type guys playing pool in the back. If I would have known they were your brothers, I would’ve made out with you even if I thought you were a dude. Long story short, I hope that my 3 broken ribs and my missing tooth (it’s right in the front by the way) are enough to make us even. I would still like to be friends and hopefully we can look back on this and laugh one day. I don’t want to date but we can drink beer and lift weights or fish or something. Hope to hear from you…”

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