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Stone Cold E.T. Sightings At Drive Thru

John Davison — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:41:04 +0000

I love to people watch. One of the more interesting jobs I had was working at a Johnson City McDonalds in high school. The people I worked with were wacky but some of the customers were even more off the wall. I must say, nothing compares to E.T. coming thru your drive thru. Take a [...]

Shavers For Everyone This Christmas

John Davison — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 22:41:33 +0000

I picked up the ads stuffed in my local paper over the weekend and was surprised at how many retailers had shavers on special. I walked in to KMart and they had a huge display of razors on sale. So I’m thinking razors must be the hot “give” gift this year. Think about the look [...]

Binghamton's 'Baddest' Thanksgiving Jokes

John Davison — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:19:14 +0000

'Tis the season for Thanksgiving jokes. You mean, there is such a thing as a Thanksgiving joke? Yes, leave it to me and my crazy staff to find them.

Why didn’t the Pilgrim want to make the bread?
It’s a crummy job

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a baked fruit dessert?
Peach gobbler!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Why did the

'Bad' Halloween Jokes

John Davison — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:34:02 +0000

Is there such a thing as a Halloween joke? You bet there is. In fact, here’s the best of the worst ‘family-friendly’ Halloween jokes… Why do witches wear name tags? So, they would know “which witch is which!” What’s a zombie’s favorite cold breakfast cereal? Rice Creepies. Why did the headless horseman go into business? [...]