Alarm Clock

63% of Americans say when their alarm goes off, they jump out of bed wide awake and happy. I call bogus.

I set my slow cooker before I went to bed last night to cook lunch for today. The good news is that my slow cooker has a timer and automatically shuts off. The bad news is that I woke up to the smell of pork chops and was so confused as to why my house smelled like food.