It's a Twitter world and we just live in it. Some of us are just taking longer to find it. I realize if I want a conversation with my kids about events then I better find this place. Here is how you know if you are new to this world.

5) You mean it's called "Tweets" not "Twits."

4) I'm still not sure, is the Twitter connected to my internet?

3) It bums me out that I start to tell a joke and I run out of room.  Everyone else is grateful.

2) I prefer artificial Tweetener.

1) I'm still not sure how to use the hashbrown sign.

So if you want to feel better about your Twitter world, then chat with me and you'll feel better.....When I say "chat," I literally mean chat.