Coming soon to theaters: Eddie The Eagle, an uplifting, inspired tale about two walking Stetson ads extolling each other's beauty, discussing the shared merits of good bone structure and issuing each other latent come-ons typically reserved for last call. At least that's what Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman have led us to believe is the case...

In the video above, Reynolds forces his way into a recent press junket to interview Jackman, who stars in Eddie The Eagle. The film, a true story inspired by the unlikely success of an English skier, is mostly ignored so that the Adonis twins can get down to more important matters. For example: Is Hugh Jackman so good looking that he can have an affair with Ryan Reynolds' wife without Ryan Reynolds caring that much? Or: Is Ryan Reynolds so good looking that Hugh Jackman can remember the exact year that Ryan Reynolds was named People's Sexiest Man Alive (he's two years off but that's noticeably close for a likely non-subscriber...)?

Here is some of their commentary about Eddie The Eagle:

"You're f------ gorgeous."

"How much of Hugh Jackman's immense success is raw talent, and how much is just advantageous bone structure?"

"Tell me the last time you experimented with drugs."

"If there's sex scenes, I do them."

"Do you ever age?"

Check out the clip above, see Deadpool in theaters now and hang tight for the release of Eddie The Eagle in March.

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