Restaurant Offers Waitress Wives

This is definitely...bizarre.  A new cafe is offering lonely, single men an interesting dinner option- bikini-wearing waitresses who remember their names, pretend to be their wives, and serve them meals.

The restaurant is called Ore no Yome, which translates to "My Darling" and is located in Tokyo. The way that it works is that lonely and sad single men call ahead of time to give their name, and then when they arrive, their wife/waitress greets them wearing only a bikini and an apron (what no pearls and martini?). After the men are greeted, their waitress/wife will bring them a meal.

An ad for the cafe reads: "As soon as you know what time you’ll be home, let me know dear! I’ll get your dinner ready."

I have no words. None.