Problems With a Superhero Named Ant-Man [GLENN REACTS]

With much hype, the long awaited movie 'Ant-Man' is coming out this Friday. Long awaited, you ask? Stan Lee has been trying to get this movie made since the 80's.

He originally pitched the concept to New World Entertainment (then Marvel’s parent company). He was turned because  Disney had just released 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids'.

A small superhero, what could possibly go wrong with that? Here's what:

1) Can beat any evil power......except The Exterminator.

2) He has a protective fortress.....It's a mound of dirt around the house.

3) Prefers living in a colony.....not a condo.

4) Once he gets into your cupboard.....you can't get rid of him.

5) When you need him.....he's at a picnic.

My daughter, Tara, was a little disappointed because she had heard that a movie was being made called 'Bigfoot'. Unfortunately it was a fake movie name for 'Ant-Man'.