Nothing Says Romance Like a Getaway in a Sewage Pipe

The Valentine creep is on and guys around the world are scrambling to organize romantic getaways so they'll stay out of the dog house.

But, could staying out of the dog house involve staying overnight in a sewage pipe?

I know this is going to sound completely made up, but I promise you that this is legit. There's really a hotel in Germany that features tiny, decorated rooms in former sewage pipes.

The Das Park Hotel promises these individual sleeping spaces are clean.

But still … they’re sewage pipes.

Really the only upside is that if you can convince the lady in your life to go along with it, you might save a few bucks because the rooms don’t have set rates. Instead, you pay whatever you feel like paying.