National Weatherman’s Day [GLENN REACTS]

It's National Weatherman's Day! Today, we commemorate the birth of John Jeffries. He was one of America's 1st weather observer. You mean no one else observed the weather before that? I observe it everyday...I digress. He took the 1st balloon observation in 1784.

So if we see his shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of winter? Whoops, wrong holiday. In their honor, here are some lines that weathermen use.

5) I'm not the morning DJ.....Heyyy, wait a minute.

4) I predict a warm breeze...will blow in your ear.

2) I'm predicting showers tonight. How about taking cover under my umbrella? There is another line that I thought of, but it can't be used here.

1) You spelled "forecast" wrong. There should be a "U and I" in it.

If any of these works, then you must look like Jim Cantore. Although the line he would use is "Hi, I'm Jim Cantore." Happy NW Day!