Contact Us

Meet the Man Who Wants to Marry His Laptop

Mike Coppola- Getty Images

The last thing people heard about Chris Sevier (the man John Rich has accused of stalking him) was that he’d been told by a judge to stop abusing the justice system. Looks like Chris didn’t get the message.

Chris is a compulsive sue-er, who has sued everything from John Rich to Apple to A&E, home of Duck Dynasty and is at it again, this time suing the state of Florida for the right to marry his laptop. That’s right, this guy wants to marry an electronic device.

Chris claims he’s in love with his Macbook and says: “Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women.If gays have the right to “marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.”

Sound like a joke right? Well, it’s not because in addition to the Florida lawsuit, Chris (who’s a former attorney!) has filed a similar claim in Utah.

The claim sounds completely absurd, but Chris has similar cases to turn to for comparison, including a case where a woman married a dolphin and a Chinese man wed a cardboard cutout of himself.

It sounds like this guy’s life is all kinds of interesting!

More from the Hawk

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://981thehawk.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 98.1 The Hawk quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 98.1 The Hawk quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!