Manwatcher’s Week Is Here [GLENN REACTS]

It always happens the second week in January. Wow! I guess it is the second week of January already! Happy Manwatcher's Week, everyone!

Here's a little help for the men, from a man that doesn't get watched.

Of course, the below guidelines don't reflect those who don't mind being watched.

1) Don't comb the long strands of your remaining hair across the top of your head.

2) Don't trim your nose hairs with a crab fork. Ouch and yuck.

3) Don't put on the whole bottle of Old Spice or Aqua Velva before you go out. This is definitely a case of more is not better.

4) Just because it itches, doesn't mean you should scratch it in front of the ladies...if you're watching sports with your boy buddies, maybe.

5) Don't eat a full can of beans and chili before church. You don't want to put the pew into pew.

Remember no stalking. Okay, maybe just a little.