Man Shoplifts Steaks By Shoving Them in His Colostomy Bag

This pretty disgusting if you ask me.

It was reported that 55-year-old David Hoyt of Woodruff, South Carolina shoplifted five packages of rib eye steaks from a grocery store on Tuesday. He did this by shoving them into his colostomy bag.

If you don't know what that is, it's a bag for people with rectal problems that collects their waste as it leaks out of their body. So yes, this guy shoved the steaks into his bag of poop.

The steaks were in their packages, and there's no word if the colostomy bag was empty or full, but still. What the... WHAT?  That thin plastic wrap they put around the packages of meat isn't airtight.

Some employees saw David stealing the steaks and called the cops. They tracked him down at his house and arrested him for shoplifting.  The police report doesn't say what happened to the steaks, but I bet they didn't head to a back yard grill.

Source The Smoking Gun