Learning To Grill [GLENN REACTS]

With Labor Day weekend here, my wife, Dawn has decided that I need to learn to grill. It could be tough teaching an old dog new tricks but I'm willing to try. Besides when you grill, there is danger involved so that makes it manly...Now I have to find a grill that has a microwave.

5) Most men like grilling because they can have a beer (to add flavoring to the meat, of course) and look productive at the same time.

4) Flipping the same piece of meat over and over and over again does NOT make it look like I don't know what I'm doing.

3) When I grill, the tastiest part of the meal may be the little pieces of metal that come off the wire brush. Think of it as your own piece of floss when you're done eating.

2) No matter how good I think my hot dog and wiener jokes are, everybody's heard them hundreds of times....That's never stopped me before so it probably won't stop me now.  I know I know, just flip the burgers, burger boy.

1) Grilling was invented by women (wife) to trick men (me) into doing the cooking for 3 months out of the year.  Once again, danger is involved so I'll give it a try.

I have a feeling this will be the only time, I'll be asked to grill. It's all part of my master plan but shhhhhhhh don't tell Dawn.