Lawmaker Wants to Make Yoga Pants Illegal

This sounds like a headline from The Onion (a satirical website), but it's not. This is absolutely true. Republican State Representative David Moore of Montana has introduced a bill that would basically make it illegal to wear yoga pants.

Moore was apparently upset about a group of naked bicycle riders that rode through Missoula, Montana, last year as part of a “Bare as You Dare” bicycle event. So now he wants to ban all clothes that even hint at nudity which, apparently, includes yoga pants.

"Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway," Moore told reporters after the hearing.

Sorry bud, but I don't think you're going to win your way on this one.