Kim Kardashian Was Woken Up By a Drunk Naked Woman Pounding on Her Hotel Room Door

A lot of great horror films have this scene, but unfortunately, this time it didn't end like we dirty minded, adrenaline junkies all hoped it would. Kim Kardashian was asleep in her hotel room in France, when she was woke up by a drunk, nude woman pounding on her door.

It was four in the morning, and apparently the woman thought it was her room. Kim says, quote, "She was not knocking but banging and kicking, and I couldn't go back to sleep afterwards, and she was naked."

"So I screamed profanities at her and told her to put some clothes on and get off my door, but she kept using her AmEx as the key. She had no idea it was my room." Kim ended up having to call security to get rid of her.

She says she even took video, but decided.. sadly, not to post it.

Kim was in France for the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity. Yes, she was invited to speak at an international festival of creativity. (???)  I don't know who thought she was perfect for that spot. Must be all the real you know, creative people said no.