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Kim Kardashian Gave Birth to a Compass + 35 More Strange Celebrity Baby Names

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As I said on the Hawk Morning Show this morning, raise your hand and moo if you’re over all things Kardashian. I admit, I got sucked in in the beginning by their TV show, but now I’m just so over it. Especially since there’s now a baby involved who is going to be ridiculed her entire life.

In case you haven’t heard, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West welcomed their daughter into the world this week. All of that is sweet and precious, but what isn’t is the poor baby’s name.

North West.

I wouldn’t lie about something like that. Who in their right mind names their kid North West? Never mind. I answered my own question.

Here are 35 other celebrity baby names that make a person scratch their head and wonder what their parents were thinking.

1. Alabama Gypsy Rose: Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
2. Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow (also: Moses)
3. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
4. Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
5. Blue Angel: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
6. Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
7. Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
8. Diva Muffin: Frank and Gail Zappa (also: Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit)
9. Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also: Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie, Little Pixie)
10. Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
11. Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
12. Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
13. Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
14. Jeronimo: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
15. Kal-el: Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim
16. Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
17. Mars Merkaba: Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
18. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (also: Zolten)
19. Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
20. Ocean: Forest and Keisha Whitaker (also: Sonnet, True, Autumn)
21. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
22. Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis (also: Zeppelin)
23. Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
24. Poppy Honey: Jamie Oliver and Jools Oliver (also: Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow)
25. Prince Michael II/Blanket: Michael Jackson (also: Prince Michael I, Paris Michael)
26. Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry (The D.O.C.)
27. Reignbeau: Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (also: Freedom)
28. Rocket: Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan (also: Racer, Rebel, Rogue, Rhiannon)
29. Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor (also: Tiger Lily, Lola Daisy)
30. Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also: Amber Rose, Tallulah Pine)
31. Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also: Seargeoh)
32. Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
33. Snow: Robin Gibb and Claire Yang
34. Sunday Rose: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
35. Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby

Source: Parent Dish

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