Here's a crazy thought. Traci Taylor's contract is up in two months and if she re-signs and stays on for at least 3 more months, she'll be the longest lasting morning show partner that I have ever had. Traci says if I want to keep her that I'm on "wooing notice".

As we all know I need all the help I can get, so help me help me by signing this petition to get Traci to stay.  Please help me convince her that all of my stories about gorilla costumes, dime-on-rings and Elvira are worth her staying. As I like to tell Traci, "embrace, don't disgrace" and there's no better time than now for Traci's favorite line to say to me, "Suck it up, Buttercup!" to be turned around on her.

But seriously, help me convince (actually, make that beg) Traci to stay on as part of the Hawk (dysfunctional) family.

If you sign, you'll win my love and gavation. And maybe my own personal Country Lights Boot mug...which I only drank out of once.

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