Joan River’s Quotes About Life and Death [GLENN REACTS]

As we know by now, We lost Joan Rivers at the age of 81. As my tribute to her, today's "Glenn Reacts"  will be some of Joan's best quotes about life and death.

5) I saw what's going on under my chin....I didn't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

4) At my age, the only way I can get a man to touch me is plastic surgery.

3) I was born in 1962.....and the room next to me was 1963.

2) You know you're getting old when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

1) At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in 5 different accents.

Joan, thanks for the memories.  I have your comedy album "What Becomes a Semi-Legend Most?" It's one of my favorites. Many people didn't agree with what you had to say but you weren't afraid to say it. RIP.