In 1984, President Ronald Reagan designated July as National Ice Cream Month and the third Sunday of the month as National Ice Cream Day.

Cookie Dough Ice Cream has been scientifically proven to consist of cookie dough, ice cream, and shame.

Frozen yogurt is not the same as ice cream and it's okay to ridicule anyone that claims otherwise.

Ice cream expires, but that doesn't affect you . . . since you always finish the carton in one sitting.

Research shows the quickest way to get an ice cream scoop whipped at your skull is asking your wife if she REALLY needs that fifth pint of Haagen-Dazs.

Ben & Jerry were the first to realize you can add candy bars to ice cream and not go to jail.

(CAREFUL) The average cone can be finished off in 50 licks.  The same is rumored to be the true number for a Tootsie Roll Pop. As always Just bite it.

Americans consume 1.5 billion gallons of ice cream a year.  But you'd never know it, since we're all so hawt!


History was made on August 21st, 1997, when someone was able to purchase a large cone at Cold Stone Creamery, WITHOUT having to take out a second mortgage.

Ice cream companies try to drum up sales by convincing your boyfriend to dump you.

According to statistics, people who prefer chocolate ice cream are more passionate.  And people who prefer mint chocolate chip are insane psychopaths that can't be trusted.

Baskin-Robbins has a secret 32nd flavor available only to members of the Illuminati.

In her lifetime, a cow produces enough milk to make 9,000 gallons of ice cream, and four very sore nipples.

You're not likely to lose weight if you eat a lot of it.  But you'd have a very good chance of losing a foot.

It's Willie Nelson's second-favorite thing to put in a bowl.

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