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If You Became A Billionaire Over Night What Would You Do?

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This is a great make believe question . . . because I cann 99.9% guarantee it will NEVER HAPPEN.

So you woke up today and boom! You’re a freeking BILLIONAIRE!.  What’s the first thing you would do?  Here are six of the best answers I’ve heard around the office including my own . . .

1.  Call a lawyer, accountant, and financial planner before talking to anyone else.

2.  Call work, quit, go back to sleep.

3.  Not call work, go back to sleep, and let them fire you.

4.  Eat bacon for breakfast, this is a celebration!

5.  Take the dog(my lil’ Maggie) out, because she has to pee first thing and doesn’t care that you’re billionaire.  Use the time outside with the pup to think about all the things to do with a billion dollars, like hire my friend Brooke to hang out with her when I’m not home. How many charities get some cash and how many noisy toys I can get for my friends kids for Christmas….

6.  Who ever said: “Call a lawyer” is wrong.  The 1st thing you do is uncontrollably dance, laugh, and scream until you collapse.

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