How You Know Your Leprechaun Is Unlucky
This Friday is St. Patrick's Day. If you read Traci's story about St. Patrick's Day, you know a little about the day. Here's another one.
Did you know that St. Patrick's Day is one of the worst holidays for grocery store sales of beer? Apparently people like to go out to drink (By the way, Fourth of July is tops.)
When we think about St. Patrick's Day, we also think about Leprechauns. Did you know that there are no female Leprechauns? Hmmmmm, so many questions to that.
But I digress, so you've caught a Leprechaun, here are some ways you know he isn't lucky:
He's known for his writing....His writing of death notices and goes by the name O'Bituary.
He once broke a mirror with a black cat.
The 4 Leaf Clover he gave you.....was poison ivy.
He gives you a Keebler cookie instead of a Pot O'Gold.
He doesn't have a Pot O'Gold....just one he uses as a bathroom.
They say your best chance of finding one is to visit one too many pubs.