How You Know That You're at a Lame New Year's Eve Party

New Year's Eve is only a couple of days away. Do you know what you're doing yet? I'll be broadcasting from Tioga Downs from 2-4. If you're not there, you may be at a lame New Year's Eve Party. Here are some signs to look for.

1) 2014 has officially asked, no pleaded, to have nothing to do with the party.

2) It's the 2nd Annual ObamaCare Appreciation Party. For all who were able to successfully and happily get on that website. It would also be a small, small party.

3) The host says it's time to liven things up with, "the Glenn Pitcher Polka band". Actually on second thought, to quote the red M&M, "It's that kind of party."

4) The entertainment is a Tupperware demonstration.

5) You have to bring your own food and it's over by 10pm. On second thought, as I get older, I like that idea more and more.

Happy New Year and I can't wait to spend 2015 together!