In the words of Dean Martin and Martina McBride "Baby, It's Cold Outside." It's sad when you go outside and say, "It's not as cold as I thought it was going to be." It's 8 degrees! 8 is a time of day or shoe size not a temperature! Here is how you know it's cold outside.

5) The only thing colder is the relationship between the Detroit Lions and the NFL refs....Happy belated Christmas to all the Dallas fans.

4) You go to the ice machine and there's a sign that says "You're kidding...right."

3) Your laptop froze...not the computer but your actual lap.

2) Your wife's teeth are chattering...and they are still in the glass.

1) Your heating bill is larger than your mortgage payment...I really, really wish I was kidding about that.

Do what you can to keep warm today. I try to think warm thoughts and think golf. Speaking of golf. Have you heard the term for 'bad lie'? It's called an Obama! My first golf reference of the year.

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