How to Know You're at a Lame New Year's Eve Party [GLENN REACTS]

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If you haven't heard yet, Binghamton is having it's first ever Binghamton Ball Drop on New Year's Eve. That should be quite the party. If you're not there, you may be at a lame New Year's Eve Party.

Here are some signs to look for.

1) 2015 has officially asked, no pleaded, to have nothing to do with the party.

2) It's the 3rd Annual ObamaCare Appreciation Party. It's a party that promises big but doesn't deliver. The booze is watered down and pricey. The food is minimal....also pricey. You're forced to go and you're happier when you leave. Attendance is lower than expected.

3) The host says it's time to liven things up with, "the Glenn Pitcher Polka band". It might not be a lame party but would be creepy.To quote the red M&M, "It's that kind of party."

4) The entertainment is a Tupperware demonstration.

5) You have to bring your own food and it's over by 10pm. On second thought, as I get older, I like that idea more and more.

Happy New Year and I can't wait to spend 2016 together!