How many times have you flown and only half listened to the pre-flight announcements and safety procedures because the attendant speaking was boring, hard to hear and monotone?

I so wish that Southwest Airlines had a hub in Syracuse or Wilkes-Barre. Every time I've flown Southwest I've laughed hysterically during the pre-flight announcements and found myself completely relaxed for the trip ahead, but one flight attendants routine beats every pre-flight announcement I've ever witnesses.