Glenn’s Favorite Halloween Jokes
Halloween is here and in honor of the holiday (?). Here are some of my favorite Halloween jokes. Feel free to use them….that’s what their worth (nothing,free.)
How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape. What’s a mummies favorite music? (W)rap. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.
What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash and werewolf. Who are the werewolves cousins? whatwolves and the whenwolves.
What kind of ghosts haunts a hen house? A poultry-geist. In honor of the Boston Red Sox winning the World Series: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire.
Whenever we ask for Halloween jokes this is the #1 joke called in…and we have never told it on the air. Why can’t boy ghosts have babies??? They have Hollow-weenies.
We’d love to hear your jokes. Leave them here.