Halloween is here tomorrow. Do you want to impress your co-workers with some good Halloween jokes? Here's one, in honor of the San Francisco Giants winning the World Series: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire. Feel free to use these jokes at your own discretion but they don't get better.

How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape.  What's a mummies favorite music? (W)rap.  Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash and werewolf. Who are the werewolves cousins? whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What kind of ghosts haunts a hen house? A poultry-geist. What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? He's mist.

Whenever we ask for Halloween jokes this is the #1 joke called in...and we have never told it on the air. Why can't boy ghosts have babies??? They have Hollow-weenies.

On 2nd thought, these are great Halloween jokes.....if you're 9. On 3rd thought, not even my 9 year old daughter Tara would like these. As she's told me several times "Daddy, I think your funny, I guess."

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