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Glenn’s 5 Worst Nightmares [GLENN REACTS]

Glenn Reacts

For whatever reason, I’ve been dreaming a lot lately. In the past, I could fly. Although when I fly in my dreams, I doggie paddle like I’m in a pool. I don’t fly very fast either. Recently in my dreams, it’s me and someone else and I can’t see who it is. Here are some other dreams, I’ve had lately.

5) I’m at a broadcast, I’m live on the air and Richard Sherman shows up and starts yelling and ranting.

4) I’m a passenger in a car. Justin Beiber is driving in Miami and he’s not happy. This is one of those times that I wish I couldn’t see who the other person was.

3) Governor Chris Christie appears and tells me that my dreaming days are over.

2) I have to put all the beeps in “The Wolf of Wall Street” when it makes it’s TV broadcast debut including a record 522 F-Bombs.

1) I’ve been put in charge of the Obamacare website. AHHHHHHHHH.  Although I am just as qualified as anyone else that has tried it.

I did have a dream once with Pamela Anderson. We were slow dancing. I woke up in the middle of the dream. I tried to go back to sleep so I could finish the dance. I finally did….this time it was Louie Anderson.

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