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Elf On The Shelf Invades 98.1 The Hawk Studio

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

Well our naughty Elf on the Shelf, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (PCBH) has struck again.  Yesterday I determined that she was after Traci because she gave the Elf that name.

This morning imagine my surprise when I walk into the studio and there she is propped up on the microphone.  I’m trying to figure out what I did to her.  My guess is that PCBH wants to be the only one that can do “evil” to Traci.  I think the elf was trying to send me a message, “don’t mess with my master.”  So from now on (or at least until Christmas), I will only say nice things about the lovely and talented (and let’s not forget, funny, witty, kind and caring) Traci Taylor.

I hope that gets me off the naughty list but more importantly off the PCBH hit list……did I say how much I appreciate Traci and her wonderful ways?!?

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