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Elf On The Shelf Appears On a Keurig Coffee Maker

Elf on the Shelf on coffee maker

Well I think it’s true, our Hawk Elf on the Shelf, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (PCBH) is a naughtier elf than most.  I think she has it in for Traci.

In case you forgot, you can’t touch PCBH or she’ll lose her magic.  Yesterday she was sitting on Traci’s headphones.  Today PCBH showed up on top of Traci’s Keurig  and that meant she couldn’t use her coffee maker.  Fortunately  I have one, so I let her use mine and since it’s the holidays I only charged her half.  I just hope that PCBH doesn’t show up on the women’s bathroom door tomorrow.

You’re not allowed to touch or move the  Elf on the Shelf, but you can talk to it.  As a matter of fact, I just heard Traci talking to PCBH and she said something about a paper shredder.  We’ll keep you posted.

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