Today (6/27) is "Decide To Be Married Day."  Traci has been married for just over 4 years  and it's amazing how things change when you go from single to a couple. Some people think that nothing will change but ask anyone that's gone through it and they'll tell you. I didn't believe it either...Wow, was I wrong.

Here are things that no one ever tells you about being married:

Getting married is not about the wedding. If it is then you're in trouble, if it's about the wedding then call me. That way I can DJ your wedding......and your next wedding. I can use the extra money.

Husbands can't read minds any better than boyfriends can. You will have to repeat things to us over and over, just like before.

When he does the dishes, you'll get in a romantic mood. Now I know why I'm not allowed to wash the dishes anymore.

The "for worse" may come sooner than you expect. I wish I had a joke for that but it's not funny.

On a serious note. You've heard the saying that "the grass is greener on the other side." I have a tip for you: "The grass is greener where you water it." It's a better saying and I think that you'll be happier in the long run.

[via Holidaysofyear.com/James MacDonald]