Cupid Crasher Rate the Poem

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake

And thank you for pretending to like the food that I make.

I love you more than Michael Jackson loved plastic

And I thank you for not running when you see me go spastic.

I love you more than you love Justin Bieber, I do!

And thank you for letting me control the TV remote too.

But on a serious note let me just say,

I love you more and more each and every day,

The father of my child, my lover, my best friend

I hope we make it to the very end.

And if the Cupid Crashers, by chance make it to you

Don't even think about trying to embarrass me too.