Cupid Crasher Rate the Poem
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake
And thank you for pretending to like the food that I make.
I love you more than Michael Jackson loved plastic
And I thank you for not running when you see me go spastic.
I love you more than you love Justin Bieber, I do!
And thank you for letting me control the TV remote too.
But on a serious note let me just say,
I love you more and more each and every day,
The father of my child, my lover, my best friend
I hope we make it to the very end.
And if the Cupid Crashers, by chance make it to you
Don’t even think about trying to embarrass me too.