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starbucks.smiths / Instagram
starbucks.smiths / Instagram

Ask Starbucks to Make You a Dragon Frappuccino

The Unicorn Frappuccino is over.  Now you need to up your game and go for THE DRAGON.

It's new secret menu item at Starbucks called the Dragon Frappuccino...

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FOX 35 Orlando
FOX 35 Orlando

He Bit The Dog Back?

I've trained Maggie to the point where she knows vocal tones very well. I don't have to yell at the dog or take the paper to couch cushion cause she hates the noise...

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Source: Kellyann Hirschoff
Source: Kellyann Hirschoff

The Unicorn Frappuccino is Here

Starbucks started selling “Unicorn Frappuccinos” yesterday, a very colorful drink inspired by “Unicorn food”. Which, if you are in the dark as I was, "Unicorn Food" is any food item made colorfull with food coloring or accessories...

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Nabisco
Nabisco

Oreos With Cream Made of Dunkin’ Coffee

Coming Soon! Limited Edition Dunkin' Donuts Mocha Oreo! #thejunkfoodaisle

A post shared by The Junk Food Aisle (@thejunkfoodaisle) on Apr 13, 2017 at 3:12pm PDT


If you've ever wondered what would happen if an Oreo cookie had sexy time with Dunkin' Donuts Mocha Coffee...h
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Glenn Pitcher
Glenn Pitcher

It’s ‘Golfer’s Day’

It's "Golfer's Day." The first professional golf tournament was played on April 10th, 1916. The weather is great, so maybe I'll celebrate it with my brother-in-law. See why I write "LOSER" on my golf ball.

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Glenn
Glenn

April Fools’ Day Pranks at Work (A Day Early)

It's Friday and April Fools' Day is tomorrow, So what do you do at work today? I say, "Do it today anyway." Remember it's your job not mine.

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Birdsall / Facebook
Birdsall / Facebook

Uninvited Friends – Facebook Rant [Caution: Adult Topic]

You guys that are on my friends list... you HAVE to check the profiles of "hot girls" that send you friend requests.

Increasingly, every dang day...

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Stella Driving — Get it? [VIDEO]

Snow-icane Stella, as I like to call her... Walupped the Southern Tier with an amazing amount of record breaking snow. We had a travel ban issued and most of you were sitting at home watching your porches and driveways fill up and were wondering how in the heck you were going to dig your vehicles out with out heavy machinery...

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Dawn Pitcher
Dawn Pitcher

Pi Day and Pi Day Jokes

Today is March 14th or as it's known, Pi Day. It's the annual celebration commemorating the mathematical constant pi, 3.141592653 etc. I have Pi jokes to celebrate the occasion.

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Thinkstock
Thinkstock

Sexy? or Awkward… (Careful)

It's pretty embarrassing when you're doing something to try to be sexy and seeing the person you're with fighting the urge to laugh in your face...

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Google
Google

Chrome Call To Rid Yourself of Annoying Co-Workers

When your coworkers keep popping by your desk to talk to you, it's really tough to get your work done. So you need a way to get back to your job, or for some of you...

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Twitter / @IsaiahDaGawdd
Twitter / @IsaiahDaGawdd

How Do You Eat Your Pizza?

Pizza + Milk = a great combination😋😋😋 pic.twitter.com/G9LGvTatjF

— zay (@IsaiahDaGawdd) March 3, 2017

Things like this make me wish the Internet didn't exist, so I would've never had to hear about it...

On Friday, a 20-y...

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Inverse
Inverse

Are These Strawberries Red?

It's been two years since that blue-black-white-gold dress blew up online.  There have been tons of confusing "What color is this?" photos that have gone viral since then, and here's the latest...

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ThinkStock
ThinkStock

Man Brews Beer In His Belly

A guy walked into a hospital saying he felt dizzy and walked out learning that he brews beer in his gut.

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