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Traci

My Unwritten Rules of Life [GLENN REACTS]

Life is interesting and should be fun. There are only a few unwritten rules in life. My question is "Why can't they be followed?"

I thought it was common sense but apparently not. Let me see if I can help. Here ya go.

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worms in a can
worms in a can

Lesson Learned From Worms and Kids

I try to learn something new everyday. During the week, I try to learn something between 5am and 6am, just to get it out of the way. The weekends are tougher. On Sunday, I learned something at church and it had to do with worms courtesy of my daughter, Tara.

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World’s Klutziest Bowler Takes Out an Entire Alley

If you thought ten frames of nothing but gutter balls is the worst thing that can happen when you go bowling, boy, are you wrong.

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Category: Humor, Sports
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iStock

Old-Fashioned Home Remedies [GLENN REACTS]

Everyone around me seems to be sick. The family, people at church, even my co-host has the sniffles. With the rise in health costs, we try to find inexpensive and alternate ways to get well.

It's amazing what you can do with vodka, a pencil or ice cream.

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Glenn
Glenn

The Pitcher’s Are Obsessed With Our Rescue Dog

We were a Dog Foster Family and currently are a Dog Forever Family with CJ. What an awesome experience for us. If you ever thought about adopting a dog, we highly suggest getting a rescue dog. There are several places to get one. You can find out inside.

Some might say that we are obsessed with our dog. Are you? Here are some of the signs.

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Tara Pitcher/ photo by her dad
Tara Pitcher/ photo by her dad

How You Know It’s Cold Outside [GLENN REACTS]

In the words of Dean Martin and Martina McBride "Baby, It's Cold Outside." It's sad when you go outside and say, "It's not as cold as I thought it was going to be." It's 8 degrees! 8 is a time of day or shoe size not a temperature!

Here is how you know it's cold outside.

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Numerals To Be Used In New York City's New Year's Eve Celebration Arrive In Times Square
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My New Year’s Wishes [GLENN REACTS]

At the beginning of the year, we make resolutions and wishes. I resolve to quit smoking and wish for world peace and other things that we probably won't keep or get.

For 2016 my resolution is to give up resolving (is that even a word, it should be). So here are some of my wishes for the year.

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Brian Killian-Getty Images
Brian Killian-Getty Images

How to Know You’re at a Lame New Year’s Eve Party [GLENN REACTS]

 

If you haven't heard yet, Binghamton is having it's first ever Binghamton Ball Drop on New Year's Eve. That should be quite the party. If you're not there, you may be at a lame New Year's Eve Party.

Here are some signs to look for.

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Tipping Etiquette for Christmas [GLENN REACTS]

Tis the season to be tipping, fa la la la la la la la la! With Christmas days away, it's time to figure out what to tip those who do things for us.

I'm thankful the 'Complete Idiot's Guide to Etiquette' exists because if an idiot can't guide me through the Christmas season, then who can? Here's what they vs what I say.

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See the Miss Universe Results Card That Ruined Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey's talents as a host of anything other than Family Feud took a huge hit on Sunday when he announced the wrong winner of the Miss Universe pageant.

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Category: Humor, TV & Movies
Glenn
Glenn

What Your ‘Elf’ Is Trying to Tell You [GLENN REACTS]

The Elf on the Shelf has been catching some flack lately. Some parents and psychologists don’t like it and claim that it’s “creepy."  I'd like to quote Aaron Rogers from last year and say "RELAX."

It's for fun and if the kids behave a little better during the holiday season, then the Elf has done it's job. So they can't talk, but what if they could? What would Suzie and the other elves tell us if they could talk. 

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Jemal Countess-Getty Images
Jemal Countess-Getty Images

Christmas Tree Week [GLENN REACTS]

One of the signs of the season is the lighting of the Christmas tree at New York City's Rockefeller Center. It's happening tonight and you can watch it on NBC 5 beginning at 8pm...

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Glenn's Christmas Tree
Glenn's Christmas Tree

Christmas Tree Week: What Your Christmas Tree and Ornaments Mean [GLENN REACTS]

It's Christmas Tree Week. Did you know that the kind of tree you choose and of course the ornaments, say a lot about you? Here's what it could mean for you:

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Little Known Thanksgiving Trivia [GLENN REACTS]

You're with your family for Thanksgiving and the conversation is getting slow. If it doesn't pick up, you know Uncle Russ is gonna tell his story about the time he was shooting his gun for target practice.

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