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U.S. States Most Likely to be Miserable for Thanksgiving [GLENN REACTS]

Thanksgiving is this Thursday and it's that time of year where we get together to give thanks, eat too much and fall asleep watching Dallas play. At least I know when I can't fall asleep I put the Cowpokes on.

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Thanksgiving Turkey

Thanksgiving Inspired Parody: ‘All About That Baste’ [WATCH]

A couple weeks ago when Glenn and I were talking about Miranda Lambert and Megan Meghan Trainor's plans to perform 'All About That Bass' at the CMA Awards, Glenn got confused and thought the word 'bass' was in reference to the fish

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Rick Stewart/Getty Images
Rick Stewart/Getty Images

Signs They Have A Lot of Snow in Buffalo [GLENN REACTS]

In case you haven't heard, Buffalo is getting a lot of snow. There's over 4 feet of snow at Ralph Wilson Stadium and it's projected that 2 more feet could fall tonight! Yikes!

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

Ways To Relieve Stress [GLENN REACTS]

Some say that people feel the most stress on Monday or Friday. Most think that it's Wednesday. I say it's Tuesday..at least Wednesday is one day closer to the weekend. We all want stress relief. Here are some Glenn Pitcher ways to relieve your stress.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

The Name of the Comet That Philae Landed on [GLENN REACTS]

As you know by now the Philae comet lander reached the surface of a comet last Thursday. It was able to collect some data before going silent on Saturday. The name of the comet is 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.

I know for a fact that I'll never be able to remember, let alone pronounce that, so here are my suggestions.

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iStock
iStock

Man Lists House for Sale Online, Hilarity Ensues

Who knew a home for sale listing could be so ridiculously funny? I seriously can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

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Rowing
YouTube

You Will Not Stop Laughing at This Inept Rowing Race

If you've been lamenting the lack of good rowing videos on the Internet, well, today's your lucky day.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

The Advantages of Working Weird Hours [GLENN REACTS]

I LOVE doing the Hawk Morning Show but it means I work weird hours. I get up at 3:30am and I'm at work by 4am. There are many advantages...and some disadvantages to this. Here's why I love it.

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Butterball
Butterball

Butterball Hotline Is Now Open [GLENN REACTS]

My 10-year-old niece, Braedyn, is going to cook the turkey this year for Thanksgiving. Well, I've seen how her mother cooks, so she's going to need help. So I'm giving her my help...by giving her the Butterball Hotline number.  Here's some other helpful advice from your favorite Uncle Glenn.

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Glenn cooking-notice nothing on grill
Glenn cooking-notice nothing on grill

National Men Make Dinner Day [GLENN REACTS]

The first Thursday in November is National Men Make Dinner Day (11/6)! So men, let's cook!

Now I understand that there are many questions women may have regarding this special day, so I'm here to help.

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