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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

The Grossest Halloween Candies

Halloween is Monday. Are you looking to give out the gross candy? Are you looking to get your house TPed? This is the candy to get.

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Mark Wilson/Getty Images
Mark Wilson/Getty Images

How You Know You’re Overdoing Your House for Halloween

Halloween is Monday. I've seen many decorated houses. Some look awesome, others look overdone. This is how you know witch is yours.

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Glenn
Glenn

Odd Online Halloween Costumes

Halloween is a week from today. If you're looking for an odd costume, you can find them online. Doesn't Tara look thrilled that we are wearing matching costumes?

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Thinkstock
Thinkstock

Weird Call In Excuses

Career Builder just released its annual list of the most ridiculous sick day excuses people have come up with in the past year.

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Glenn Pitcher
Glenn Pitcher

Celebrate Mother-in-Law Day on Sunday

The 4th Sunday in October is Mother-in-Law Day. Is it a coincidence that Mother-in-Law Day and Halloween are so close together? Here's some Mother-in-Law cards to give to her.

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Glenn
Glenn

Today is ‘Count Your Buttons’ Day

Today is Count Your Buttons Day. Here are my favorites. However, it's about buttons with "clever" sayings. What's your favorite button?

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Relay For Life
Relay For Life

October is National Toilet Tank Repair Month

October is National Toilet Tank Repair Month. Here are some helpful (?) Glenn Pitcher Porcelain tips to prevent plumbing problems.

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angry boss
Digital Vision

Actual Work Excuses…That Might Not Work

Today is National Boss Day. Boss's have heard every excuse going. Here are some of them.

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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

Washington Wins and Traci Must Sing

Washington defeats Philadelphia 27-20 and so now Traci must sing the Washington fight song. This is a bet where the loser is the listener.

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Birdsall
Birdsall

10 Worst Halloween Candies to Get on Halloween

 

I still remember the Whoppers. My introduction to the worst candy ever. First time I tried them, hated them and still do, and of course I had about a half tone of them. Sid...

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Facebook screenshot
Facebook screenshot

Facebooks New Marketplace Overrun With Naughty

So... Facebook launched a new feature Monday called "Marketplace." It's their version of Craigslist, where we can buy and sell stuff locally...

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iStock
iStock

Comedy With The Salvation Army at First Friday

You can get a good laugh for a great cause. It's Comedy Hour with the Binghamton Salvation Army at First Friday.

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Madeleine Kang, YouTube

Hilarious ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App Isn’t Real (But Probably Should Be)

"Thoughts and prayers" has become as much a part of the lexicon as "trigger warning," "LOL" and "selfie."

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iStock
iStock

Today is International Translation Day

The final day of September is "International Translation Day." Is it me or does it feel like that sometimes you and your spouse are talking 2 different languages? I'm here to help..sort of.

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