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Muppet Fans Outraged Over ‘Muppets Most Wanted’

The Oscar Award nominees have been announced and suspiciously, the beloved Muppets are not mentioned.  Is it an "age thing" because Miss Piggy is not a spring chicken, errr pig, anymore?  Are the awards no longer going "green" and they have a thing about Kermit.  Really?  How can you have a problem with a singing and dancing frog?  Or is there another reason?

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Oscar Nomination List Is Out [GLENN REACTS]

The 2014 Oscar nominations are out.  To check out the complete list go here. My biggest surprise is that "Captain Phillips" got a nod for Best Picture but Tom Hanks was snubbed for the movie.  In fact, Tom Hanks was completely snubbed. Here's why your movie didn't get a nomination.

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NorthPointe

Where Has The Time Gone [GLENN REACTS]

I'm turning 50 later this year. Wow, where has the time gone. It's an age that I realize there are more years behind me than ahead. I'm hoping the best is still to come. This is what else I've discovered.

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Glenn's cell phone

Your Cell Phone Is 18 Times Dirtier Than a Public Toilet [GLENN REACTS]

There is a new study that says the average cell phone is 18 times dirtier than a public toilet. Ewwwww!  Here's what I think about that.

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Snow Shoveling Practical Joke Will Leave You Laughing (And Glad You’re Inside) [VIDEO]

They say the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, which makes this video all the more ridiculous.

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Category: Country, Humor, Outdoors
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What is Your Mental Age [TEST]

Many of my friends are celebrating Winter birthdays.  Some welcome the celebrations and others get pretty darn depressed about it.  Either way, there's nothing you can do about it.  The older you get, the more you realize that age is a frame of mind.

 

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

It’s Manwatcher’s Week [GLENN REACTS]

How did I miss this? This one is for the men. It happens the 2nd week in January. It's Manwatcher's Week. Here's a little help for the men. Do you want to be watched? Then DON'T do this.

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Jumping on a Trampoline in Sub-Zero Temperatures Is Crazy Cool [VIDEO]

While the polar vortex that has taken over the country has made life frigidly miserable for some, it's created the opportunity for fun for others.

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Category: Country, Exercise, Humor, Sports
Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

What I Thought Polar Vortex Meant [GLENN REACTS]

I don't know about you, but this year was the first time I heard about the Polar Vortex. I asked Traci if this was a new term. She said "No." Here is what a "Polar Vortex" is. This is what I thought it was:

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George Pickow/Getty Images

Man Picks Prison Over Nagging Wife

Are you married? Did you want to escape? This man did...He asked to go jail and not pass go.

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