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A New Twist on the “Ugly Christmas Sweater”

Having a Christmas get together with family or your best girlfriends, but don’t want it to be the same old same?  You know the kind.  You set out a few trays of fruit and cheese and have a few bottles of wine on hand and your family and friends just stand around looking bored, but trying politely to look like they’re having a good time. You don’t want to be that person do you?

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Suzie sitting on the candy
Suzie sitting on the candy

Top Elf On The Shelf Sayings [GLENN REACTS]

Some people have been asking me about Suzie, Tara's Elf on the Shelf. She has definitely relaxed from last year and is acting more like our family. She came back by relaxing in her Suzie Sauna. She's been caught sipping syrup with the snowman. If you're saying, What is Elf on the Shelf, then go here.

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Complete Idiot’s Guide to Tipping [GLENN REACTS]

It's that time of year: time to tip those who do so much for us during the year. I don't know how much. Fortunately, there's a book that's perfect for me. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the "Complete Idiot's Guide to Tipping."  Here's what they say and then what I say. Besides. if an idiot can't guide me, then who can?

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YouTube

Scene from ‘A Christmas Story’ Reenacted in Real Life

It’s no secret that my favorite Christmas movie of all time is ‘A Christmas Story.’ You know the one- with Ralphie and the leg lamp and the mysterious fragile box.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

What Your Christmas Tree and Ornaments Say About You [GLENN REACTS]

It's Christmas Tree Week. The kind of tree you have and ornaments that you put on it, say a lot about you. Here's what it it could mean for you:

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Tetra Images- Getty Images

The Santa Claus Virus [GLENN REACTS]

Cyber Monday rocked while mobile sales rolled. It was a record day for retailers. Some stores said that half of their traffic was through it's online sales.

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Suzie sipping syrup with Snowman
Suzie sipping syrup with Snowman

Good News Monday: Suzie, The Elf On The Shelf Has Returned

It's Good News Monday. What's your Good News?  My Good News is that Suzie, our Elf on the Shelf has returned. She seems a little more adventurous (or mischievous) this year.

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Christmas Tree Month
Christmas Tree Month

Christmas Tree Week Is Here [GLENN REACTS]

The first full week in December is known as "Christmas Tree Week."  In honor(?) of this special occasion, it's time to point out the differences between a Christmas tree and a date....at least the differences that I can mention here.

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YouTube

Music Brings Out The Best In All Of Us [VIDEO]

It's Black Friday and if you're a bargain shopper, you've probably been up for a couple hours braving the insanity and probably could use a smile, right?

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Turkey on the phone
Turkey on the phone

Butterball Hotline Calls [GLENN REACTS]

It's Thanksgiving and it's your turn to cook the Turkey. You run into problems..oh no where do you turn.  One place could be the Butterball Hotline. You can also call them at 800-288-8372 from 9-7 through December 23rd. You think your question is dumb...it can't be worse then these.

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