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A Camping Question For You [VIDEO]

Camping is very popular in the Southern Tier but there is one question I have for all you campers.

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Roger Neel
Roger Neel

5 Binghamton Phrases That Would Stump Out-of-Towners

Binghamton like any other city or town have more than a few things unique to its' landscape. Here are 5 phrases that would stump people living outside the Greater Binghamton area.

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3 Ways To Celebrate National Frozen Food Day in Binghamton

How will you celebrate National Frozen Food Day Sunday? I have 3 ideas.

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This Weeks Stupid Criminal Award Goes to This Chick

I have heard of people counterfeiting plates, basically cutting a plate out of tin and painting it to match a real plate and using those cheap paste on house numbers on the front. Now this is a whole new level of confidence in your craft skills, or lack thereof.

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A 2 Year Old Girl Calls 911 Because — She Needed Help With Her Pants

This was a cute situation anyway! The sheriff's department received a 911 call on Wednesday from a 2 year old girl and sent Deputy Martha Lohnes to the house to check on her. The adorable little girl's emergency was, she was having trouble putting on her pants!

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Bridget DeMeis
Bridget DeMeis

It’s Listening Awareness Week

It's Listening Awareness Week. Traci and I were talking about how men and women don't listen to each other. Here are the signs.

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It’s Leap Day, What Are You Going to do With Your Extra Day Today?

First the salad then this. Julius Caesar gave us the leap year as part of his Julian calendar. It's an extra day, some say that it's a day to take a Leap of Faith and do something that you wouldn't normally do. What Leap are you taking today?

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5 of Binghamton’s Best Excuses For Being Late To Work

According to ABC News, 15-20% of Americans are "consistently late," especially when it comes to work.  And that costs the economy billions of dollars every year...

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Why Do Cats Love Cardboard Boxes?

Have you ever noticed that a kitten or cat is quite content with a simple box over an expensive cat bed or elaborate toy?  As the owner of 7 rescue cats, it's something that I've learned to accept, cats are silly, complicated and yet simple animals that love to be unpredictable in their behavior...

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Loving Dog Harasses Flustered Reporter on Live TV

You gotta love how anything can happen on live television.

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98.1 The Hawk Via Youtube

It’s All About Blake Shelton in Glenn’s Nashville News

In the latest edition of GNN, it's all about that Blake..to misquote Meghan Trainor. Find out what Gwen Stefani said when she was asked if her latest song was about Blake.

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98.1 The Hawk via YouTube

Glenn and Traci’s ‘Don’t Laugh Challenge’ Week Five [WATCH]

The Hawk Morning Show has a new YouTube series called the 'Don't Laugh Challenge' and Traci lost week five, but not for the reason you might think!

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Photo: Traci Taylor

Tell Us What You Think We look Like By The Sound of Our Voices

If you don't know us, or you've never met us, what do you think we look like? Tell us what you envision the hawk staff members look like, our mannerisms and approximate age you think we are by just the sound of our voices!

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Woman Threatens to Stab Someone With a Fork at a Buffet

41 year old Davina Cutchall was at a buffet last week, when she started yelling swear words at someone across the room. So a woman asked her to stop doing it in front of her son. Her response? She grabs her fork and made stabbing gestures with it as she walked toward the other woman.

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