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Photo: josefkubes

City Employee Gets 30 Day Suspension For “Using Robot Voice” While Answering Phones

A 67-year-old support desk tech in the IT Department at the New York City Health Department started answering his phone calls in a fake robot voice.

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Category: Articles, Humor
Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

Happy Translation Day [GLENN REACTS]

The final day of September is Translation Day. If you're married, then you know it can feel like you and your spouse are speaking 2 different languages. As a married man myself, let me give you some free translation phrase advice.

What they/we say and what it really means.

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ThinkStock
ThinkStock

5 Apple Jokes Overheard at the Greene Applefest

The Greene Apple Festival in a great and enjoyable festival that takes place in Greene, New York every September.  This weekend's weather sounds perfect for Saturday's fest. The festivities take place on the ballflats just off Genesee Street in the heart of downtown Greene and features hundreds of Vendors, great food and everything you can image...apple!

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Phone Call
Burger Fiction, YouTube

Ultimate Movie Phone Call Is the Ultimate Movie Scene

Movies have memorable car chases, grand romantic gestures and...legendary phone calls?

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Category: Humor
Jeopardy
SmileVids01, YouTube

‘Jeopardy!’ Contestant Makes Classic Turd Ferguson Joke

If you missed Wednesday's episode of Jeopardy!, you missed a moment that will go down in the show's history.

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Category: Humor, TV & Movies
Washington Redskin fan
Washington Redskin fan

It’s Going to Be a Long Season for Washington Fans [GLENN REACTS]

Week 1 of the pro football season is done. And apparently, so is Washington. It could be a long year for the NFC Least, I mean East. The Giants and Eagles lost late. Did you hear what Rashad Jennings, the running back for the Giants said? More on that later. The Redskins lost but I expect that.

Here's how I know it's going to be a long year...again for Washington fans.

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Grilling Glenn
Grilling Glenn

Why Men Grill [GLENN REACTS]

It's Labor Day weekend and my wife, Dawn has decided that I need to learn to grill. It could be tough teaching an old dog new tricks but I'm willing to try. Now I have to find a grill that has a microwave attached.

Here are my thoughts on grilling:

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NBC Sports via YouTube
NBC Sports via YouTube

10-Year-Old Stumps NFL Players [WATCH]

It was 10 years ago that NBC started airing Sunday Night Football games so chances are pretty decent that you'll be hearing about that when you watch Sunday nights this year.

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Daniel Schobloch eBay
Daniel Schobloch eBay

Special Lock Stops People from Stealing Your Nutella

Glenn was kind enough to let me hone in on his family garage sale last weekend and I drug my husband along to help. Lucky guy, huh?

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TSM Binghamton
TSM Binghamton

9 Upstate New York Towns Only True New Yorkers Can Pronounce [WATCH]

Those of us who were born in upstate New York or have lived here for most of our lives usually don't bat an eyelash when we see a sign for a town like "Schenectady." We know that it's pronounced "ska-NECK-tuh-dee." But what happens when an out-of-towner tries to pronounce some of our upstate New York town names? Hilarity ensues!

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Blind Cake
emilyseggie, Twitter

Why Is There a Blind Girl on This Birthday Cake?

Autocorrect? More like auto-incorrect.

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Category: Humor, Photos
ChildrenVids via YouTube
ChildrenVids via YouTube

Adorable Little Boy Tries to Break Board in Taekwondo [WATCH]

This little guy trying to break a board in Taekwondo class will fill your cuteness quota for the day.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

Back To School Political Correctness [GLENN REACTS]

Where did the summer go?  It's almost back to school time. Some schools in Pennsylvania are going back next week.

In the Pitcher household, we did some back to school shopping over the weekend....I walked around the store, the kids did the shopping and told me how much money they needed.

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Uranus
Trvp Fox, YouTube

News Anchor Makes a Great Lame Joke About Uranus

Uranus definitely got the short end of the stick when it came time to name the planets.

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Category: Humor, TV & Movies

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