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Celebrate Mother-in-Law Day on Sunday [GLENN REACTS]

Mother-in-Law Day is Sunday. It’s celebrated(?) on the 4th Sunday of October. It's a chance to get to know each other and get away from bad preconceptions. It's a way to give her a fair chance......or do what we're gonna do. All of the son-in-laws are going to her house dressed like her....or what she looks like in our mind.

Here are some Mother-in-Law cards that you could give her:

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Reynolds Pictures/Tom Jung
Reynolds Pictures/Tom Jung

Horrible Horror Movies to Watch For Halloween [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is next Saturday. Here are some movies that will get you into the Halloween spirit...get it Halloween spirit. So this weekend may be the weekend to watch your frightening flicks.

You don't want to watch the usual Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street horror flicks. Here are some HORRORable alternatives. You probably haven't heard of the movies but you'll know the actors.

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7 Funniest Moments From ‘Who’s Line Is It Anyway’ [WATCH]

Who's Line Is It Anyway was a great show and in case you haven't heard, we have Colin and Brad coming to Binghamton! Check out some of the funniest moments from the show and don't forget to grab your tickets.

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Glenn
Glenn

Today is ‘Count Your Buttons’ Day [GLENN REACTS]

Today is Count Your Buttons Day. These are the 3 most important buttons that I have. However, today is about the Buttons with "clever" sayings on them. I have one that I wear around Christmas that says "It's Ok to say 'Merry Christmas' to me.

Although I thought about wearing it year round so that I would have a chance to explain why you can say that to me.

Here are other sayings that should be on buttons to let everyone know how you feel.

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"Back to the Future Part 11" Parody
CollegeHumor, YouTube

‘Back to the Future’ Parody Shows 2015 Ain’t What It Was Cracked Up to Be

October 21, 2015 is a day 26 years in the making.

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Category: Humor
Glenn
Glenn

Odd Online Halloween Costumes [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is a week from Saturday. Act fast if you want to get your costume online. Costumes can be odd but they can be odder if you buy them on the internet.

Here's a list of costumes that you can buy online and my thoughts.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

Actual Excuses That Were Used to Miss Work [GLENN REACTS]

You've had a long and cold weekend. Monday isn't looking a whole lot better. It's going to be in the 40's today and tomorrow the temps will be in the 60's. You're looking for an excuse to make it a 3 day weekend.

Here's some excuses that have been used.....but I wouldn't advise that you use them.

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Photo: Michael Loccisano, Getty Images
Photo: Michael Loccisano, Getty Images

Saturday Is ‘Sweetest Day’ [GLENN REACTS]

So today on the Hawk Morning Show, we were talking about a book that Traci found called "Modern Dating, A Field Guide."  It talked about what does and doesn't work in the love and dating world (or as I call it the dating pool).

If you're trying to find love then tomorrow could be your day.

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Neilson Barnard/Getty Images
Neilson Barnard/Getty Images

It’s National Grouch Day [GLENN REACTS]

Today's the day for all the Grouch's out there to do a little gripping. It's National Be a Grouch Day. What happens to you that makes you a Grouch?

Here's mine.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

It’s National Toilet Tank Repair Month [GLENN REACTS]

October is "National Toilet Tank Repair" month. It's to raise awareness of the amount of wasted water that results from a leaky toilet. The downstairs toilet has been annoying me lately with it's leaks.

So here are Glenn Pitcher's porcelain tips to prevent plumbing problems....That's a lot of P's.

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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work & School Day

Once in a while as adults, we just want to let the kid in us take over. We remember the fun times with no responsibilities, except doing what our parents and teachers tell us too. Now we do as our boss says.

Well today is a great day and way to let your inner child in you come alive. It's National Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work & School Day.

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Marjie Lambert/ Getty Images

Disney Parks Prices Are Rising Again [GLENN REACTS]

Sometimes when business is down, companies will drop their prices. That's what I would do but that's not the Disney way. This is what they are doing.

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Glenn Pitcher
Glenn Pitcher

Glenn and Traci Bet on the Redskins vs Eagles Game

Traci is a Philadelphia Eagles fan and I've been a Washington fan longer than Traci has been alive. I've been a fan since 1973 and Traci was born in 19--. We have a friendly (?) bet.

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Credit: Matt Cowan / Staff
Credit: Matt Cowan / Staff

Man Hijacks Interview About Edward Snowden to Talk About Edward Scissorhands

HLN's segment, 'The Daily Share' did a story yesterday about Edward Snowden joining Twitter.  He's the guy who leaked a bunch of top secret information and ran away to Russia.

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