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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

Actual Excuses That Were Used to Miss Work [GLENN REACTS]

You've had a long and cold weekend. Monday isn't looking a whole lot better. It's going to be in the 40's today and tomorrow the temps will be in the 60's. You're looking for an excuse to make it a 3 day weekend.

Here's some excuses that have been used.....but I wouldn't advise that you use them.

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Photo: Michael Loccisano, Getty Images
Photo: Michael Loccisano, Getty Images

Saturday Is ‘Sweetest Day’ [GLENN REACTS]

So today on the Hawk Morning Show, we were talking about a book that Traci found called "Modern Dating, A Field Guide."  It talked about what does and doesn't work in the love and dating world (or as I call it the dating pool).

If you're trying to find love then tomorrow could be your day.

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Neilson Barnard/Getty Images
Neilson Barnard/Getty Images

It’s National Grouch Day [GLENN REACTS]

Today's the day for all the Grouch's out there to do a little gripping. It's National Be a Grouch Day. What happens to you that makes you a Grouch?

Here's mine.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

It’s National Toilet Tank Repair Month [GLENN REACTS]

October is "National Toilet Tank Repair" month. It's to raise awareness of the amount of wasted water that results from a leaky toilet. The downstairs toilet has been annoying me lately with it's leaks.

So here are Glenn Pitcher's porcelain tips to prevent plumbing problems....That's a lot of P's.

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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work & School Day

Once in a while as adults, we just want to let the kid in us take over. We remember the fun times with no responsibilities, except doing what our parents and teachers tell us too. Now we do as our boss says.

Well today is a great day and way to let your inner child in you come alive. It's National Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work & School Day.

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DisneyWorld
Marjie Lambert/ Getty Images

Disney Parks Prices Are Rising Again [GLENN REACTS]

Sometimes when business is down, companies will drop their prices. That's what I would do but that's not the Disney way. This is what they are doing.

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Glenn Pitcher
Glenn Pitcher

Glenn and Traci Bet on the Redskins vs Eagles Game

Traci is a Philadelphia Eagles fan and I've been a Washington fan longer than Traci has been alive. I've been a fan since 1973 and Traci was born in 19--. We have a friendly (?) bet.

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Credit: Matt Cowan / Staff
Credit: Matt Cowan / Staff

Man Hijacks Interview About Edward Snowden to Talk About Edward Scissorhands

HLN's segment, 'The Daily Share' did a story yesterday about Edward Snowden joining Twitter.  He's the guy who leaked a bunch of top secret information and ran away to Russia.

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Photo: josefkubes
Photo: josefkubes

City Employee Gets 30 Day Suspension For “Using Robot Voice” While Answering Phones

A 67-year-old support desk tech in the IT Department at the New York City Health Department started answering his phone calls in a fake robot voice.

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Category: Articles, Humor
Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

Happy Translation Day [GLENN REACTS]

The final day of September is Translation Day. If you're married, then you know it can feel like you and your spouse are speaking 2 different languages. As a married man myself, let me give you some free translation phrase advice.

What they/we say and what it really means.

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ThinkStock
ThinkStock

5 Apple Jokes Overheard at the Greene Applefest

The Greene Apple Festival in a great and enjoyable festival that takes place in Greene, New York every September.  This weekend's weather sounds perfect for Saturday's fest. The festivities take place on the ballflats just off Genesee Street in the heart of downtown Greene and features hundreds of Vendors, great food and everything you can image...apple!

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Phone Call
Burger Fiction, YouTube

Ultimate Movie Phone Call Is the Ultimate Movie Scene

Movies have memorable car chases, grand romantic gestures and...legendary phone calls?

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Category: Humor
Jeopardy
SmileVids01, YouTube

‘Jeopardy!’ Contestant Makes Classic Turd Ferguson Joke

If you missed Wednesday's episode of Jeopardy!, you missed a moment that will go down in the show's history.

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Category: Humor, TV & Movies
Washington Redskin fan
Washington Redskin fan

It’s Going to Be a Long Season for Washington Fans [GLENN REACTS]

Week 1 of the pro football season is done. And apparently, so is Washington. It could be a long year for the NFC Least, I mean East. The Giants and Eagles lost late. Did you hear what Rashad Jennings, the running back for the Giants said? More on that later. The Redskins lost but I expect that.

Here's how I know it's going to be a long year...again for Washington fans.

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