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Johnny V and Glenn
Johnny V and Glenn

Today is ‘Golfer’s Day’ [GLENN REACTS]

Golf's first major of the year, The Masters, is now underway.

Tiger Woods had 4 bogeys and 3 birdies for 1 over. Jordan Speith leads the way at 8 under. To see how your favorite golfer did, go here.

Today is "Golfer's Day." They say it's because today the first professional golf tournament began in 1916. I think it's ironic that it falls on the weekend of The Masters.

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Glenn
Glenn

What Married Men Think of Their Mother-In-Law [Video]

In a new survey, 80% of married men say they get get along really well with their mother-in-law. That's nice. This...not so much.

1 in 6 men find there mother-in-law more attractive than their wives. Wow! Those are brave (or is it dumb?) souls must enjoy sleeping in the doghouse.

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Tara and Daddy
Tara and Daddy

Good News Monday: Easter Dinner and Manners [GLENN REACTS]

We hosted Easter dinner at our house yesterday and I couldn't help but notice how polite my daughter, Tara was. She said all of her please and thank you's, waited her turn to talk to the adults, and at church, she gave some of her candy to the other kids.

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Funny But Also Sad Wedding Story

In case you missed this on my show today, I had something from the 'so funny it's sad' file. A young groom from China was so disappointed after seeing his bride for the first time, that he actually tried to kill himself at his own wedding!

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Category: Humor
Oreos
iStock

Check Out the Ol’ Toothpaste in the Oreos April Fools’ Day Prank

When it comes to April Fools' Day jokes, this mom isn't content to Crest on her laurels.

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Category: Humor, Photos
Ashley Surkin
Ashley Surkin

Emily Loses the Bracket Bet But We All Win [VIDEO]

As you might have heard, Emily lost the Hawk's basketball bracket challenge. So today she had to pay. She was sent out on the corner of Court and State St. earlier this morning to perform for downtown Binghamton.

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Glenn the April Fool
Glenn the April Fool

April Fool’s Day Pranks for the Office [GLENN REACTS]

Today is that special day that comes once a year. A day to do the things that you've always wanted to do but were afraid...of the consequences. Today you have an excuse!

It's the first day of April! Here's some pranks to try. Remember, you're on your own if you try these and you've been warned.

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Glenn Pitcher
Glenn Pitcher

Our April Fool, Emily Will Sing ‘Elvira’ Today at 9

Today is the first day of April and we have our April Fool! She's a fool because she dared to take me on in the Hawk's Basketball Challenge.

Emily lost and now she has to "pay the piper", or in this case "sing the Elvira". Today at 9am, Emily will embrace her inner Oak!

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Traci expressing herself to Glenn
Traci expressing herself to Glenn

How to Compliment Your Lady Worry Free [VIDEO]

This one is for the fellows. Did that important woman in your life change something about her looks but you're not sure what it is exactly? Is it her hair? A new outfit? Maybe she's lost weight.

The worst thing to do is to say nothing at all. But then again, what do you do? Let your man, Glenn come to the rescue.

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Pope Francis
Getty Images

Watch the Pope Grab a Pizza While Riding in the Popemobile

Domino's, Papa John's and Pizza Hut have some serious competition.

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Category: Articles, Humor, Videos
Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

National Spring Cleaning Week [GLENN REACTS]

The 4th week in March is National Spring Cleaning Week. In fact, yesterday we put all the snowmen decorations away!

We usually put them up after the snow disappears but enough is enough. The experts have their advice and I have mine. I call it Glenn's Guide (GG) to Spring Cleaning.

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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

Here’s How You Know Spring Is Here

Spring begins at 6:45 tonight. I think winter will be taking one more shot at us though.

Today the daylight length (interval between sunrise and sunset) is pretty much the same everywhere, 12 hours and 8 minutes.

Here are the signs that Spring has arrived!

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Getty Sports/Christian Peterson
Getty Sports/Christian Peterson

Basketball Madness Pick-up Lines [GLENN REACTS]

The madness is here. We have the Million Dollar Bracket Challenge that everyone can participate in. Emily and I are making a friendly wager. It's a wager where there is no real winner.

Basketball has it's pick-up games and now the madness has it's pick-up lines. Here ya go.

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Leprechaun
Leprechaun

How You Know Your Leprechaun Is Unlucky [GLENN REACTS]

If you read Traci's story about St. Patrick's Day, you know a little about Leprechaun's. No, that's not supposed to be a short joke.

Did you know that there are no female Leprechauns? They dress in bright colors, oh great, another dress controversy.

So you've caught a Leprechaun, here are some ways you know he isn't lucky.

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