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The Pitcher’s Are Obsessed With Our Rescue Dog

We were a Dog Foster Family and currently are a Dog Forever Family with CJ. What an awesome experience for us. If you ever thought about adopting a dog, we highly suggest getting a rescue dog. There are several places to get one. You can find out inside.

Some might say that we are obsessed with our dog. Are you? Here are some of the signs.

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Tara Pitcher/ photo by her dad
Tara Pitcher/ photo by her dad

How You Know It’s Cold Outside [GLENN REACTS]

In the words of Dean Martin and Martina McBride "Baby, It's Cold Outside." It's sad when you go outside and say, "It's not as cold as I thought it was going to be." It's 8 degrees! 8 is a time of day or shoe size not a temperature!

Here is how you know it's cold outside.

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Numerals To Be Used In New York City's New Year's Eve Celebration Arrive In Times Square
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My New Year’s Wishes [GLENN REACTS]

At the beginning of the year, we make resolutions and wishes. I resolve to quit smoking and wish for world peace and other things that we probably won't keep or get.

For 2016 my resolution is to give up resolving (is that even a word, it should be). So here are some of my wishes for the year.

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Brian Killian-Getty Images

How to Know You’re at a Lame New Year’s Eve Party [GLENN REACTS]

 

If you haven't heard yet, Binghamton is having it's first ever Binghamton Ball Drop on New Year's Eve. That should be quite the party. If you're not there, you may be at a lame New Year's Eve Party.

Here are some signs to look for.

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Tipping Etiquette for Christmas [GLENN REACTS]

Tis the season to be tipping, fa la la la la la la la la! With Christmas days away, it's time to figure out what to tip those who do things for us.

I'm thankful the 'Complete Idiot's Guide to Etiquette' exists because if an idiot can't guide me through the Christmas season, then who can? Here's what they vs what I say.

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See the Miss Universe Results Card That Ruined Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey's talents as a host of anything other than Family Feud took a huge hit on Sunday when he announced the wrong winner of the Miss Universe pageant.

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Category: Humor, TV & Movies
Glenn
Glenn

What Your ‘Elf’ Is Trying to Tell You [GLENN REACTS]

The Elf on the Shelf has been catching some flack lately. Some parents and psychologists don’t like it and claim that it’s “creepy."  I'd like to quote Aaron Rogers from last year and say "RELAX."

It's for fun and if the kids behave a little better during the holiday season, then the Elf has done it's job. So they can't talk, but what if they could? What would Suzie and the other elves tell us if they could talk. 

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Jemal Countess-Getty Images

Christmas Tree Week [GLENN REACTS]

One of the signs of the season is the lighting of the Christmas tree at New York City's Rockefeller Center. It's happening tonight and you can watch it on NBC 5 beginning at 8pm...

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Glenn's Christmas Tree
Glenn's Christmas Tree

Christmas Tree Week: What Your Christmas Tree and Ornaments Mean [GLENN REACTS]

It's Christmas Tree Week. Did you know that the kind of tree you choose and of course the ornaments, say a lot about you? Here's what it could mean for you:

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Little Known Thanksgiving Trivia [GLENN REACTS]

You're with your family for Thanksgiving and the conversation is getting slow. If it doesn't pick up, you know Uncle Russ is gonna tell his story about the time he was shooting his gun for target practice.

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Learn the (Hilarious) Truth About Black Friday

The holiday shopping season kicks off with the unofficial holiday known as "Black Friday." It's a day for giant sales, stressed-out shoppers and the chance to buy things you can buy any other day of the year.

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Category: Humor
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Butterball Hotline Is Now Open [GLENN REACTS]

We are 1 week away from Thanksgiving and my 11-year-old niece, Braedyn, is going to cook the turkey again this year.  I've seen how her mother cooks, so she's going to need help. So I'm giving her my help...by giving her the Butterball Turkey Holiday Hotline number.

Here's some other helpful advice from your favorite Uncle Glenn.

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iStockPhoto

Determine Your Pie Personality

Does anyone remember the TV series that ran on ABC a couple of years back called 'Pushing Daisies' with Kristin Chenoweth and Lee Pace?  The show was an interesting mix of comedy/drama/fantasy that centered around a fictitious eating place called "The Pie Hole," where they would serve one thing on the menu, homemade pie.  Every time I eat a piece of pie I think about that crazy show.

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Category: Food, Humor, Lists
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Liquid Library

Different Ways to Cook Turkey [GLENN REACTS]

During the Hawk Morning Show, we were talking turkey, as in different ways to cook it.  Now, I'm not a chef and I don't pretend to be one on the radio.

So here are some of the different (or odd) ways to cook the bird.

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