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Learn the (Hilarious) Truth About Black Friday

The holiday shopping season kicks off with the unofficial holiday known as "Black Friday." It's a day for giant sales, stressed-out shoppers and the chance to buy things you can buy any other day of the year.

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Butterball Hotline Is Now Open [GLENN REACTS]

We are 1 week away from Thanksgiving and my 11-year-old niece, Braedyn, is going to cook the turkey again this year.  I've seen how her mother cooks, so she's going to need help. So I'm giving her my help...by giving her the Butterball Turkey Holiday Hotline number.

Here's some other helpful advice from your favorite Uncle Glenn.

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iStockPhoto

Determine Your Pie Personality

Does anyone remember the TV series that ran on ABC a couple of years back called 'Pushing Daisies' with Kristin Chenoweth and Lee Pace?  The show was an interesting mix of comedy/drama/fantasy that centered around a fictitious eating place called "The Pie Hole," where they would serve one thing on the menu, homemade pie.  Every time I eat a piece of pie I think about that crazy show.

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Category: Food, Humor, Lists
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Liquid Library

Different Ways to Cook Turkey [GLENN REACTS]

During the Hawk Morning Show, we were talking turkey, as in different ways to cook it.  Now, I'm not a chef and I don't pretend to be one on the radio.

So here are some of the different (or odd) ways to cook the bird.

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Butterball
Butterball

Strange Turkey Hotline Questions [GLENN REACTS]

The Butterball Turkey Holiday Help Line in now open...thru Christmas Eve. Do you think you have a question to ask and you think it's dumb? Well it can't be any dumber then these questions that were asked to the Talk-Line experts.

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Bighouse JD via YouTube
Bighouse JD via YouTube

Little Boy is Indecisive About Time Out [WATCH]

Something happened overnight. Literally overnight. My son grew up. He started crawling and climbing and getting into all of the things my husband I tell him not to get into.

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Mills Entertainment

3 Reasons to Catch Colin & Brad Tonight

Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood, stars of the Emmy-winning 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?,' are masters of improv comedy and are performing their outrageous, one-of-a-kind show at 7pm Thursday, November 5th at the Forum in Binghamton.

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Glenn cooking-notice nothing on grill

National Men Make Dinner Day [GLENN REACTS]

The first Thursday in November is National Men Make Dinner Day (11/5) or NMMDD. So men, let's cook!

Now I understand that there are many questions that women may have regarding this special day, so I'm here to help.

Questions from women for us:

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Thinkstock

Binghamton Loves Comedy

Binghamton loves comedy.  Thursday night at 7, Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood bring their 'Two Man Group' interactive show to the Forum Theater in Binghamton.  Known from the popular TV series 'Whose Line Is It Anyway,' comedy lovers and even aspiring local comedians can learn a thing or two from these two Thursday night in Binghamton. Click HERE to find out more.

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Glenn
Glenn

Words of Wisdom on My Birthday [GLENN REACTS]

Well as some know by now, It's my birthday. I'm now over 50. I'm getting older, I wish I was saying that I was getting wiser. I'm not sure but here are some things that I've discovered.

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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

Helpful Halloween Hints [GLENN REACTS]

It's Halloween and I want you to be healthy, happy and safe. If you use my "helpful" hints, you can keep it that way!

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John Davison
John Davison

October 29th is National Cat Day

When you woke up this morning, did you realize it was National Cat Day?  According to Netscape Home & Living, there are 88.3 million cats in the United States, compared to 74.8 million dogs.  Miranda Lambert, Taylor Swift, James Franco and Martha Stewart all have cats.  I have 6 rescue cats in my house and 2 are pictured here.  After more than a decade of celebrating National Cat Day, cats are more popular than ever.

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Glenn
Glenn

My Favorite Halloween Jokes [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is Saturday. Do you want to impress your co-workers with some good Halloween jokes? Here's one, in honor of the New York Mets being in the World Series: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire.

Feel free to use these jokes at your own discretion but they don't get better.

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Mark Wilson/Getty Images

How You Know You’re Overdoing Your House for Halloween [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is this Saturday. I've seen many houses decorated for the occasion. Some are reasonable and some may have taken it just a little too far.

How do you know if you've overdone it? Here are some of the signs:

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