Glenn Reacts

Turning 50 [GLENN REACTS]
First and foremost, thank you to all who sent me birthday wishes yesterday. Yes, it's true, I have been welcomed into AARP with open arms.
I was apprehensive about joining at first but when my wife, my momma, my daughter and my female work partner tell me to sign up, then I better sign up. Here …
Glenn’s Favorite Halloween Jokes [GLENN REACTS]
Halloween is here tomorrow. Do you want to impress your co-workers with some good Halloween jokes? Here's one, in honor of the San Francisco Giants winning the World Series: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire. Feel free to use these jokes at your own discre…
Weird Online Halloween Costumes [GLENN REACTS]
Halloween is this Friday. Time is running out if you want to get your costume online. Costumes can be weird but they can be weirder if you buy them on the internet.  Here's a list of costumes that you can buy online and my thoughts.
What Was Happening In 1985 [GLENN REACTS]
Tonight is Game 1 one of the World Series between San Francisco and Kansas City. One team is looking for their 3rd title in 5 years (SF) and the other is trying to win for the first time in 29 years (KC). I did the math that's 1985. Here are some things that were (or weren't) happening the…
How To Have Success On Sweetest Day [GLENN REACTS]
Today (10/19) is "Sweetest Day." It's the 3rd Saturday in Hawktober.  It's either a made up Hallmark holiday or it's a day of "loving" but not just loving but "great loving."  So here's my free advice for succes…
National Grouch Day [GLENN REACTS]
Today's the day for all the Grouch's out there to do a little gripping. It's National Be a Grouch Day. What happens to you that makes you a Grouch? Here's mine:
What Men Will Never Understand About Women [GLENN REACTS]
Cosmo's has an article about things that men will never understand about women. If your asking, "Glenn why are you reading Cosmo?" I say "Shhhh." Here's what Cosmo says and why I don't get it. Things we (men) will never understand about women:
It’s National Toilet Tank Repair Month [GLENN REACTS]
Hawktober is "National Toilet Tank Repair" month. It's to raise awareness of the amount of wasted water that results from a leaky toilet.  Here are Glenn Pitcher's porcelain tips to prevent plumbing problems....That's a lot of P's.
Feng Shui Problems? Try Avoiding Doing These [GLENN REACTS]
Something isn't quite right at your home. Could it be a Feng Shui problem? Maybe you're not doing it right. Here are some things that they suggest you avoid and my thoughts on it too. As always this advice is worth what you paid for it...I hope nothing.
It’s Translation Day [GLENN REACTS]
The final day of September is Translation Day. If you're a married person, then you know it can feel like you and your spouse are speaking 2 different languages. As a married man myself, let me give you some free translation phrase advice. What they/we say and what it really means.
Ways To Have People Think Of You As A Loser [GLENN REACTS]
Okay guys, the weekend is here and your luck on keeping a lady around for very long hasn't been going well....Maybe you're doing it wrong. Let me help with this edition of: Guys, unless you want to be thought of as a loser, pig or putz never ever do this.

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