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Thanksgiving Inspired Parody: ‘All About That Baste’ [WATCH]

A couple weeks ago when Glenn and I were talking about Miranda Lambert and Megan Meghan Trainor's plans to perform 'All About That Bass' at the CMA Awards, Glenn got confused and thought the word 'bass' was in reference to the fish

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Glenn's favorite Halloween shirt
Glenn's favorite Halloween shirt

Glenn’s Favorite Halloween Jokes [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is here tomorrow. Do you want to impress your co-workers with some good Halloween jokes? Here's one, in honor of the San Francisco Giants winning the World Series: Why do ghosts go to baseball games? Because they like to boo the umpire. Feel free to use these jokes at your own discretion but they don't get better.

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Tips For a Safe Halloween [GLENN REACTS]

Halloween is Friday and I want you to be healthy, happy and safe.  If you use my "helpful" hints, you can keep it that way!

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iStock

See the Harlem Wizards at Maine Endwell High School

Like the Harlem Globetrotters, the Harlem Wizards are all about entertaining the crowd using a variety of basketball tricks and alley oops. The Wizards, Globetrotters and Ambassadors are the only show basketball teams left and now you've got a chance to see the Harlem Wizards right in our own backyard!

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

It’s Translation Day [GLENN REACTS]

The final day of September is Translation Day. If you're a married person, then you know it can feel like you and your spouse are speaking 2 different languages. As a married man myself, let me give you some free translation phrase advice. What they/we say and what it really means.

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Glenn Reacts
Glenn Reacts

Ways To Have People Think Of You As A Loser [GLENN REACTS]

Okay guys, the weekend is here and your luck on keeping a lady around for very long hasn't been going well....Maybe you're doing it wrong. Let me help with this edition of: Guys, unless you want to be thought of as a loser, pig or putz never ever do this.

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Washington Redskin fan
Washington Redskin fan

How You Know It Could Be A Long Football Season For Washington [GLENN REACTS]

 

Week 1 of the Pro Football has come and gone. It looks like it could be a long year for Washington and their fans. When the most exciting play from week 1 was when 2 Redskin players ran into each other, it could be a long year. This is how else you know it could be a long season.

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Traci Taylor
Traci Taylor

Discover the History of Stand-Up Comedy During Binghamton’s First Friday Art Walk

I bet you’ve driven by the Bundy Museum on Main Street in Binghamton a million times and not given it a second glance, but this home holds a whole ton of interesting history- history that’s impacted the entire world.

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David McNew-Getty Images
David McNew-Getty Images

‘Baby Got Class’: Back-to-School Video Parody is Hilarious [WATCH]

Most schools have either started already, or will be starting right after Labor Day,  which means millions of parents have to send their kids off to start another school year.

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ABC News
ABC News

‘Kid Reporter’ at Wayne County Fair Steals the Show [WATCH]

As the aunt to a five-year-old, I’m well aware of how adorable kids that age are and how completely random and absolutely hilarious things flow out of their mouths. When 5-year-old Noah Ritter took a trip to the Wayne County Fair just down the road in Honesdale, PA last Friday, he and his family had no idea he’d become a viral star, but that’s what’s happened.

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