Don’t Worry! Now You Can Buy a Fake Digital Significant Other

Want to look like you're in demand? Want to look like you're taken and make all the girls want you even more? Ladies, do you want yesterday's creeper to fear your non-existent boyfriend? The technology age has you covered! Two new services just launched, called 'Invisible Boyfriend' and 'Invisible Girlfriend'. They both create the most authentic looking fake relationship possible for you.

They cost $24.99 per month and it includes 100 texts from your fake boyfriend or girlfriend, (including responses when you text them) 10 voicemails, one handwritten love letter, and even some pictures.

The company owners say the texts and calls do not come from a robot. They claim to have a, and I quote, "secret sauce" that will combine auto response and real human responses to make everything seem as real as possible.

So why pay $25 bucks to have an actor digitally be your significant other? The owners of the dot com's offered their service as a solution to a couple of different situations.

1. Convincing 'narrow' family members, who don't know your sexual preferences. This however seems like a waste of money. It's as simple as taking a photo with your friend of the opposite sex, and changing your significant others first name to it's opposite equivalent your phone while visiting gram-ma-ma. For example you'd change "Brian" to "Brianna" or "Rachel" to "Richard" no sweat.
2. Practicing for how you'd handle a real relationship. Honestly, why learn the hard way, like we all did??
3. Fending off a coworker who's hitting on you. A call to HR is less expensive. You know what also doesn't charge you $24.99 a month? Mace.

You can sign up for the service at InvisibleBoyfriend.com or InvisibleGirlfriend.com.

(Betabeat)