How to Break Up with Someone by Text Message [GLENN REACTS]
The weekend has come and gone. Now, you want that person in your life gone too. You don’t want to see them anymore. When I say “see them anymore,” I mean you don’t want to even see them in person. You want to end it but you’re too anxious (or is that cowardly) to meet them in person. You decide to…….text. Here’s the my 5 ways to break up with someone through text:
5) I am bad with commitment, and I would just end up cheating on you anyway… So let’s end it now.
4) I don’t want you to fall in love with me, so let’s just be friends.
3) God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested. I need to rest.
2) I love you to death, but I would rather not die right now. Hope you get my point.
1) I have made a few bad decisions in my life… giving you my number was one of them. So now I’m making another decision. Good luck.
Breaking up is always hard to do. As always, I will tell you this: this advice is worth what you paid for it. If it doesn’t work, don’t blame me….or better yet, do it in person.