Binghamton Men Looking for Valentines Day Dates on Craigslist

We have some lost, lonely boys here in Binghamton, just looking for love. Can we help these gentlemen, these... men of heartache and mystery, to have some company on Valentines Day?

#1. Am I really that horrible?

"Hello there. I am just looking for feed back or maybe someone to chat with.

I am an average guy. Average weight, height and build. I have a good paying job and pretty much have my life together. I like to have fun and like to be around people.

Here is my dilemma. I have a huge fetish for stockings and pantyhose. Unfortunately I like to wear them a lot. It is a comfort thing and not anything sexual. I don't wear them in public for people to see. I generally around the house and under my clothing when in public. Am I really that repulsive and awful? Are there any women out there that actually accept this? I have really been depressed over this lately and was just looking for some feedback."

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#2. Looking for a ride along

"Hi, I'm looking for a female to keep me awake on my delivery rout from Binghamton to Albany. And back to Binghamton. I leave around 6pm be back around 12:30 am. What a great way to get to know someone? I'm in my thirtys. I'm athletic build. I am looking for a skinny to average women for ltr. I like all kinds of music. I'm 420 friendly."

You can reply HERE

#3. The real 50 Shades

"Thank you for reading. I am very real like the Front Street and Elmira airport that is not actually in Elmira. I am an HWP White male with a great career. I enjoy travel as well as evenings in, very romantic, love music and live concerts as well as sports especially football. I am successful both in life as well as in my career. In the bedroom I am a well trained dom. I am not seeking a booty call. What I am seeking is the woman I will spend my life with. My queen - my partner in life good or bad up or down. Previous sub experience is fine and may even prefer raw with no experience. I know who I am both good and bad. If interested please reply with a bit about yourself. The woman I seek should be 21-44 thin to average build. Please put AIRPORT in the subject line to weed out the spam I will get. I will say the dom / sub connection is a level of trust & communication most people will never know."

You can reply HERE

#4. Hot Woman Only

"Only dd woman need to apply wmale in shape works out 180 brown haie\r blue eyes send a pic and ill send ya one well endowed white male thanks mike want to do some modeling at home must be really hot and have webcam sex text me if interested we can make 5 k a week if hot send a pic contact info thanks mike"

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#5. Can I shave your legs? (Bing/vestal)

"Hi I'm looking for a woman that is interested in letting me shave her legs and anywhere else!  This isn't a fantasy, this could be ongoing thing as long as you need me to shave you.  It just feels good to shave hair as the skin becomes smooth and clean afterward, it also helps to focus if shaving is in sensitive area with a certain pattern (Landing strip, Bermuda Triangle, martini...) :-) "

I'm 28, in good shape, educated, and friendly

Please put "shave" in the subject box. Thank you.

You can reply HERE

There you go ladies, I just handed you the best eligible single guys in the area ON A PLATTER!! Now you won't have any issues when Valentines Day arrives.  You'll get to travel, always have an extra pair of stockings to borrow, and if your "hot" you'll earn an extra $5000.00 a week making your very own 50 Shades-esque movies!! I'm helping you live the dream baby!

-Birdsall

[Via: Craigslist - Binghamton]

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