No doubt you’ve heard the Hawk Morning Show is looking for your clean jokes for their ‘Joke of the Day.’ If Glenn & Traci use yours, they will give you something nice from The Laughing Place Children’s Store. If you want to share some good ones with our morning show, feel free to enter HERE.
While most of us have heard blond girl jokes. How about blond MEN jokes? A friend of mine sent me these blond jokes. See if you think any of these are keepers…
A friend told the blond man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond man then said, “Let ‘s hope it ‘s not the 13th.”
Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”
The other says: “We ‘ll lie and say we only found two.”
(This one reads like a country song)
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are making love. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke ‘s on all of you because I wasn ‘t even at home yesterday.”
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
He answers, “Yes, but I ‘m not sure what to do… it ‘s for dry hair, and I ‘ve just wet mine.”
A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it ‘s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde man says, “Wait, I haven ‘t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “. He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”
A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, “That ‘s your air freshener swinging about!”
A blonde man ‘s dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says “Why don ‘t you put an ad in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.
A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. “Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.
“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.
“It should be around your neck” says the guard.
“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn ‘t breathe.”
(This one actually makes sense.)
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they ‘d still be in the boat.”
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