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2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony Heralds Start of Sochi Games [PHOTOS]
An elaborate opening ceremony lasting more than three hours marked the start of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia on Friday.
Sprint Cup Recap — Jamie McMurray Wins Under Caution at Talladega
Jamie McMurray won his first NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race since 2010, as he captured the Camping World RV Sales 500 under caution at Talladega, Ala. on Sunday.
Monday Night Football Recap — Chargers Beat Colts, 19-9
Philip Rivers passed for 237 yards and a touchdown, and Nick Novak kicked four field goals as the Chargers beat the Indianapolis Colts, 19-9, in San Diego on Monday night.
Monday Night Football Recap — Bengals Beat Steelers, 20-10
Andy Dalton threw for 280 yards and a touchdown, and the Cincinnati Bengals beat the Pittsburgh Steelers, 20-10, in Ohio on Monday night.
2013 NFL Season — 5 Things We Learned From Week 1
The 2013 NFL season got off to an incredible start in Week 1 with some amazing individual performances, a few upsets and several fantastic finishes. Here's what we learned from Sunday's games:
Sprint Cup Recap — Matt Kenseth Holds Off Kasey Kahne to Win at Bristol
Matt Kenseth won his fifth race of the season by holding off Kasey Kahne at the Irwin Tools Night Race at Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee on Saturday.
This Weekend in Sports: 2013 PGA Championship
The upcoming sports calendar is highlighted by the best players on the PGA Tour vying for 2013's last major title. Here's what to watch this weekend:
2013 Stanley Cup Finals — Blackhawks Rally Past Bruins, 3-2, To Win Stanley Cup
Bryan Bickell and Dave Bolland scored within 17 seconds of each other late in the third period, and the Chicago Blackhawks beat the Boston Bruins, 3-2, in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Monday night to win their second championship in four seasons.
2013 NBA Playoffs Recap: Spurs Complete Sweep Of Grizzlies, 93-86, Advance To NBA Finals
Tony Parker scored 37 points, and the San Antonio Spurs beat the Memphis Grizzlies, 93-86, on Monday night to sweep the best-of-seven Western Conference Finals in four games and advance to the NBA Finals. The Spurs broke out to a 10-point lead after one quarter and were able to hold off the Grizzlies in Memphis thanks to Parker's spectacular game...
2013 Indy 500 Recap — Tony Kanaan Wins His First Indy 500
Tony Kanaan won the 2013 Indianapolis 500 on Sunday, besting the field of 33 drivers for his first victory in 12 attempts at the legendary 200-lap race.
2013 NHL Playoffs First Round — Eastern Conference Preview & Schedule
The first round of the 2013 NHL playoffs starts this week, as 16 teams begin their quest for the Stanley Cup. The Pittsburgh Penguins were the best team in the Eastern Conference, but seven other squads believe they can reach the finals...
Dirk Nowitzki Finally Shaved His Beard After Three Months
NBA star Dirk Nowitzki is back to looking more like the German Jordan than the Geico caveman. The Dallas Mavericks' superstar shooter finally shaved after his team reached .500 on Sunday night, beating the New Orleans Hornets, 107-89. With the Mavericks struggling in January, Nowitzki and teammates Vince Carter, O...
2013 Masters Recap — Adam Scott Wins the Masters in Sudden-Death Playoff
Adam Scott birdied the second playoff hole to beat Angel Cabrera and win the 2013 Masters at Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia on Sunday. In winning his first-ever major, Scott became the first Australian ever to win the Masters.
The tournament pressed on to a sudden-death playoff for the second consecutive year after both Scott and Cabrera made epic shots on the 18th hole in the final round..
2013 NCAA Tournament — Final Four Preview
Four teams remain alive in the 2013 NCAA tournament field. The 2013 Final Four pits the odds-on favorite against a Cinderella and a beast from the Big East against the Big 10's last remaining entrant.