Are Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Married?

There was a rumor that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn were getting married on Valentine's Day. My question is, would they have an impromptu, secret wedding on the cheesiest love day of the year?

Apparently they didn't get married on Saturday, but they're still going too. Here are some things to keep in mind.

5) I hope this time when he 'puts a ring on it' it means something. I promised Traci that I would make no mention of a Dime-on ring...so I'm not.

4) It's the second marriage for Tiger. I hope losing a billion dollars in the 1st one taught him something.

3) Imagine being his lawyer for this prenup. It's probably the size of a phone book (at least the size of a phone book when they were popular). Although his lawyer will be comforted to know that it'll take months to write and at 500 dollars an hour, he'll be fine.

2) Some say that the reason he's done so bad at chipping is because of the secret wedding. At first I thought that was ludicrous but any man will tell you that we do strange things when we have 'wedding mind'.

1) Good news for Lindsey. The way Tiger has been golfing lately, he'll be free on the weekends to watch her ski.

I wish them the best and I hope it works out for both of them. Those who know Tiger better than I do (which is pretty much everybody) say that he seems the happiest that he's been in a long time.

Now we need Tiger to make a cut.