Today is National Boss Day. So, take a moment to thank your boss today....and try to sound like you mean it. This is for the boss though.

I'm sure you've heard many excuses why your employee didn't come to work. Especially on a Monday and the weather is going to be excellent...a lot like today.

Here are some actual excuses:

I was stuck under the bed. The real question might be: Was it your bed at home or someone where else?

My wife found out I was cheating so I had to spend the day retrieving my stuff from the dumpster. My question: I wonder if this is the same person that used the last excuse?

I broke my arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich. Before I got older, I would have thought this to be ridiculous.

However, recently I pulled something in my back when I was reaching for the shampoo. So I know that this could happen.

I went to the beach because the doctor said that I needed more Vitamin D. Boss's response: Take the whole week, in fact take all the time you want because you don't need to worry about coming back here.......ever.

Here's a hint for the employees, call in on Tuesday. Besides the weather is going to be even nicer tomorrow.

[via CareerBuilder]